family: ... doctor, doctor, give me some news...

(excerpt from an overheard conversation L was having, using her Grandmama's old cellphone)

L, on hold

L: Hello! Hello! Yeth. Uh huh.
M: Who are you calling?
L: I calling my doctor. (Into the phone) Hello? Yeth. My baby just had a really big poop-a-doop. A really big poop-a-doop. (pause) Really really big poop-a-doop. (pause) Ok. I love you. Good bye!

(tosses the phone aside and goes running off across the room)