another entry from the If You Only Knew What I'd Like To Say files:
scene: lying in bed with L sitting up next to me. She's joined us some time in the night and now is ready to get up, somewhat before I might normally be getting up.
L: I want to go downthairth!
me: You do?
L: Yeah. Daddy, your breath thinky!
me (said): Most people have stinky breath when they wake up. That's one reason I brush my teeth when I get out of bed.
me (wanted to say): Yeah, so do you! I've got "morning breath" and you've got "morning pacifier breath!"