it's double-definition tuesday!
slit jeans - noun, a shorter-than-usual length pant
L: I want my slit jeanth!
M: Slit jeans?
L: I want them!!
M: What are your slit jeans?
L: My slit jeanth! My slit jeanth!!
me: Slit jeans?
M: You mean the jeans you wore yesterday?
M: Oh, your cropped jeans?
L: Yeah, my crop jeanth!
me (whew, I never would have gotten that!)
hanitizer - noun, an alcohol-based hand cleaner
L: But I need some hanitizer!!!
me: Soap and water are better.
L: But I need some! Some! Some.... hanitiZER!