(This is a happy birthday post for my sister. Not that either of these is remotely birthday related, but we're doing this on Monday in honor of her birthday!)
wep wipes - noun: pre-moistened wipes
me: L, stop squirming! We're almost done!
L: But I need a wep wipe!
me: You need one?
L: Yeath. I need one!!
me: A wep wipe?
L: Because I need one!!
me (it all becomes so obvious!)
eye bags - noun: dark spots under your eyes when you haven't had enough sleep:
M: L, you have bags under your eyes. Did you get enough sleep?
K: I have bags under my eyes?
M: No, you look nice and rested.
L: Daddy, you have eye bags?