family: double-definition tuesday

dolt - noun: a grown up

K: I want to do that!
me: You can, when you're older.
L: I want to do that!!
me: Yup, when you're older.
K: When we older, we adult, we do that too.
L: When I a dolt, I do that too!

raccoon - noun: small "house" the hungry caterpillar makes, then chews through

L (reading The Hungry Caterpillar to herself): ... on Saturday ate one chocolate cake, pickle, cheese, salami, lollipop, sausage... that night had a tummy ache.... next day was Sunday, ate a nice green leaf. After that, felt much better. Then build himself house and then chewed a hold in raccoon and... He was a beautiful butterfly!