mote - noun: a device used to turn Curious George off.
L: "Dada, I turn off the dvd. Where the mote."
K: "Daddy, she wants the remote."
L: "I need the mote."
bonzo - noun: a pale, round bean frequently requested as a substitute for whatever is currently being served for dinner.
L: "I need more bonzo beans."
me: Try this.
L: "What this?"
me: It's tofu.
L: "I no like it. I need more bonzo beans."