- Do NOT give an almost 4yo electric clippers and ask her to trim your ear hairs.
- Do NOT allow either an almost 4yo or a nearly 2yo to play with the car keys, especially if there is a panic button on the key fob and/or you only have one set.
- Do NOT mention ice cream at any moment prior to the exact moment you plan on serving it to a nearly 2yo.
- Do NOT leave the house without a set of house keys in your pocket or hidden safely somewhere in the yard.
Monday, October 5, 2009